I forget if this idea was first introduced to be me by B, someone on my trip, or if I thought of it, but that is not important. And the fact is,Japan is very much like a video game, and it is would only be logical that many people come to this conclusion independently, in any case.
Let's talk about role playings games. Generally, a young hero is trying to save the world, or doing something else that is fairly important, or at least worth doing. In order to accomplish his goal, and it is usually a boy, he most likely has to cover great distances by various means. Along the way he receives help from various people, some of them actually joining his party.
But what do you really do for 10-100 hours while playing this game? It could take much less time if the problem was easy to solve, but the hero is never equipped to do what needs to be done until the end of the game. He needs to acquire strength and skill at fighting, powerful items and weapons, and knowledge that allows the plot to progress. A good game will be enjoyable the whole way through, or poorly designed game will be boring, frustrating, and very similar to parts of daily life in Japan. And though trying and perhaps not worth playing, people like myself will sit through it, get their $50 worth and make sure it was in fact bad by finishing it in its entirety.
Things that make boring gameplay: repetition, useless/time consuming quests, repetition.
So let's say our young hero is looking for a place to stay. At long last, he decides on an apartment and would like to complete the necessary paperwork to finish the deal.
-Yes we can do that, except, do you have a guarantor? No? Please go find one.
-Back already? did you find a guarantor? no? come back when you have a guarantor.
-Is that you? did you find a guarantor? no? better go find one!
-Back already? did you find a guarantor? no? why don't you try looking at the school?
So on the way to the school you get to play the train mini-game. If you have good timing you can board quickly, if you show up and it is about to leave you have to mash run and hope get close enough before the cut-scene starts. If you don't make in time you have to watch the same cut-scene of a yellow train moving away every time. But its not a huge deal, you just wait a few minutes and the next train comes. Hope there's an empty seat! if not you can stand next to one and hope that the person you have chosen to stand in front of will be one of the ones to leave at one of the following stops. Note, choosing which seat to stand by isn't particularly fun, but you can't rest without a vacant seat, so it can be useful in replenishing your stamina.
So you get off the train. Walking through the train station is not too much of a game, when there are crowds in Japan everyone takes very small high frequency steps, which i find amusing. There is never a complete stop at bottlenecks. If there are twice as many people entering an area of the same size, as in, room is lessening, people just takes steps that are half as long.
When leaving the station, at the beginning of the game you have to use a ticket that you buy before use, but as you progress you can buy a card that holds money on it so that you have to actually make purchases less often. After you receive the ID Card, you can even go to special stations and receive an unlimited use commuter pass, which is worth the price if you commute frequently enough.
Anyways, you are walking out of the station, i guess walking around japan can be likened to that chicken game or frogger, but those games are oldschool and not really representational of life. I do often feel like i'm in a game like shenmu though, i think re4 uses similar gameplay, where your walking and some guy on a bike listening to his ipod comes whizzing by and you have to hit left and b at the right time or something like that or you'll get hit. This is fun, because you see other people having to do it too, and that makes in a cut-scene. Just the fact that people run so much in this country makes it seem game-like. They really want to get: to school, or work, or on the train, or across the street. I think that people in America would much rather risk getting hit by a car/hold up traffic, that sprint across the street in a business suit or high heels. But I'm not sure, I myself have to problem with running.
Anyways you're walking. In many places there are those capsule toys, arcades, and there are vending machines everywhere. These all remind me of games. Let's talk about vending machines. Many many games including shenmu, half life/cs, ff7 (right?), have made use of vending machines during game-play in one way or another. This is cheating because the games were trying to be lifelike, and now i'm saying that seeing them irl is game-like, but still.. it is? You rarely go to a restaurant, wait, order, eat, pay, and leave in a game. Also the act of putting a coin into a machine and then hitting the button is some what similar to playing an arcade game anyway. Also, if you obtain the SUICA card, you are able to make purchases without the use of coins, simply by using the magnet strip that is built into the card.
ok ok, i really should have planned out how i was going to do this better.
but yeah, you enter school.
-Yo, I just got out of my club activity. (says some NPC that looks very stereotypical such that they should be in said club)
-what are you doing here?
-a guarantor you say? try asking the man named Nakayama in building 2.
ok, easy enough.
-Yep, that's me, yes i think you should be able to get a guarantor... at that desk over there. Let me show you.
in-game cinimatic.
-hey guys, whats up?
-hmm let me take a look at your papers. I'll get my supervisor.
-hello i'm the supervisor.
-an exchange student you say?
-oh a Jasso scholar? congratulations
-and you have enough money to pay for the apartment?
-great then its settled! kano will explain what to do next
-yes, my name is kano, here is our insurance policy, please go to the real estate agent and see if this statement is ok.
unfortunately there is no teleport, i don't even get a steed (i have a hunch you may get one in late game though, which would be sick). so you walk, and ride the train, and go to the real estate agency.
-oh yes, this would work fine, have the man named kano fill out these forms. you best wait till tomorrow though, why don't you get some rest at the weekly mansion?
now, if you try to go to school without resting, you may find the doors unopenable.
while walking out of the real estate building you accidentally hit the action button and engage in conversation again.
-oh yes, this would work fine, have the man named kano fill out these forms. you best wait till tomorrow though, why don't you get some rest at the weekly mansion?
if you ever thought that NPC's saying the exact same thing over and over, it may be that you have just never been to Japan. Also. there are cases where you have to talk to them 7 times before you get what you were looking for and the plot can advance, no joke. so its never a bad idea to keep talking to people if you get stuck.
so you sleep, things happen, you go back to the school and talk to Kano.
-Great, that is great news isn't it. So now I can be the guarantor, just take this paper to the POST OFFICE, show them your ID CARD, and pay $76. They POST OFFICE is near the NORTH ENTRANCE. see you soon!
ok, i can handle this. walk around talking to ppl till you find the post office. take a number, buy the insurance. take it back to Kano.
-Great, here I'll sign that!
take the stuff back to the real estate place.
-Ok now you just have to sign these forms. Wait. Do you not have the magic red stamping HANKO? please go to the store 21 HANKO to purchase a HANKO. come back when you have it.
-What? you don't have a HANKO? I can't help you.
-You need a HANKO, try 21 HANKO, its to the West of here.
yes, what is legally binding in my village is not quite good enough here in tokyo.
-hello
-You say you want a HANKO?
You look strange. where did you get those clothes? you aren't from around here are you?
Oh really? your from the over there? we don't get many customers from over the sea.
What is your name?
-Bazubi you say? Strange name, I'll do my best.
-It's not ready yet, come back tomorrow at 1.
-It's not ready yet, come back tomorrow at 1.
So time to do other things, maybe go to the market and see if you can find ingredients for dinner. but you go back the next day and get the HANKO and go back to the real estate office.
-great! you brought back the HANKO, you can sign these forms now.
-What? you can't read them? oh I see...
-Sorry I can't help you, you must find a person with the TRANSLATE ability.
-Go find someone with the TRANSLATE ability, good luck!
ok. so. i'm getting tired just typing this boring story, but I did all of this so...
luckily you only have to find someone who can translate a form like that, which is rare, if you want to know what it says. Instead I took it to Nakayama from building 2 and he gave me the gist and said it didn't seem too sketchy.
so I take it to Kano, and tell him that they want him to look at the forms, since he is the guarantor.
but wait...
-you want me to be guarantor, oh let me begin to tell you about all the things you must do before i can do that.
-what's that you already did all that stuff? let me check my files
-oh right, ok. lets see. there papers look fine, where is the thing i need to sign?
-let me call the real estate office
...
-yes you need to give me another form, you didn't bring it you fool, come back when you have the form.
greeaaat. go get the form.
go back to school the next day (even though there is no class)
-ah yes, its you from before. ok. i'll just sign that in 4 seconds, that was easy.
so you go back to the real estate place.
-oh that's funny, we already had that paper.
(i think the game designer thought it would be funny if i had to make those couple extra useless trips)
-just stamp sign and date these 12 boxes, and.. ok we're good to go.
ok, come back with your roommate SOKY on SUNDAY and we'll give you a tour.
wasn't that fun? i think the joke was originally that you they ask you to go back and forth question for useless items before you get what you really wanted in the first place, but it ended up being less funny and more tiresome.. which is symbolic of actually living through such experiences, of which there are many here in Japan.
I have to go to shorinji now. ttyl